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PostSubject: For better or worse ...   For better or worse ... EmptyFri Jan 29, 2010 11:25 pm

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Two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many years.
First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"
The second guy speaking very S L O W L Y tells the first guy, "I was almost married"
The first guy says in amazement "Hey; you don't stutter any more."
The answer comes, " Yes, well I went to the doctor and he told me that if I spoke s l o w l y I wouldn’t stutter."
The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he "was almost married".
"Well, my fiancee and I were sitting on the sofa and the dog was scratching his back and I said to her that when we are married she could do that for me - and that’s when she threw the ring in my face”
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend.

"Well I speak so slowly that by the time she turned round to look at the dog...... he was licking his balls”

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PostSubject: Re: For better or worse ...   For better or worse ... EmptySat Jan 30, 2010 1:59 am

Nice one. :p
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PostSubject: Re: For better or worse ...   For better or worse ... EmptySat Jan 30, 2010 5:55 pm

I lol'd
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PostSubject: Re: For better or worse ...   For better or worse ... EmptyMon Feb 08, 2010 1:15 pm

Heh.
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